Gabriel king of Brazil | Jorginhoooo | Zinchenko oh | Tottenham get battered | Allez, Allez, Allez | Kai Havertz scores again | Martin Odegaard oi, oi, oi | F*ck you Tottenham | We’ve got super Mik Arteta | North London Forever | Saka & Emile Smith-Rowe | Cheer up Postecoglu | Who put the ball in the Burnley net | Who put the ball in the West Ham net | Rice Rice Baby | Jesus The Arsenal No.9 | Vieira | Do do do Saliba | Super Tomiyasu | Only one Grant Xhaka | Benny White White |

Eze’s fucking magic!
He wears a magic hat.
He could of played for Tottenham But he said no fuck that.
He wants to play for Arsenal In the famous Red and White!
AND WHEN WE WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE WE’LL SING THIS SONG ALL NIGHT!

He comes from Sweden, the girls are very nice.
He dumped his girlfriend, to play in red and white.
He’s scoring goals with the cannon on his chest.
His name is Viktor, Viktor Gyokeres!
Dududududu

Tottenham watching Emmerdale,
Arsenal at the Bernabéu,
Tottenham watching Emmerdale,
Arsenal at the Bernabéu
(Repeated)

His name is Gabi, he’s from Sao Paulo and he plays for Arsenal.”
Na na na na na (x2)
Na na na
Na na na na na
(Repeated)

Declan Rice is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could have stayed at West Ham but he said ‘no f*** that’.
He’ll score one on the left side,
he’ll score one on the right and when we win the Champions League
we’ll sing his song all night!”

Whooooa Whooooa Mikel Merino,
Whooooa Whooooa Mikel Merino,
Whooooa Whooooa Mikel Merino
(repeated)

Stay humble you c*nt, Stay humble you c*nt,
Erling Haarland, Stay humble you c*nt!!
Stay humble you c*nt, Stay humble you c*nt,
Erling Haarland, Stay humble you c*nt!!
(repeated)

Calio-fantastico
Calio-magnifico
Ole Ole Calafiori

Bukayoooo,
Saka,
Running down the wing,
Saka,
Hear the Arsenal sing,
Saka,
We are going to win the league!

Set-piece again, OLE, OLE!
Set-piece again, OLE, OLE!
Set-piece again, OLE, OLE!

You’ll fall in love, I know you will,
our number 6 is the king of Brazil!
Our centre half, he’ll give you hell. Or wall at the back is Gabriel
Ole, ole, ole, ola!

Jorginho, Jorginho, Jorginho,
Jorginhoooo
Jorginho, Jorginho, Jorginho,
(repeated)

Oh eh..
Always believe in your soul
You’ve got the power to know
You’re indestructible,
Always believe in..
Zinchenko, oh, oh!

Tottenham get battered,
Everywhere they go,
Tottenham get battered,
Everywhere they go,
Everywhere they go,
Everywhere they go..

We won the league at Anfield,
We won it at The Lane,
Stamford Bridge, Old Trafford,
No one else can say the same!
Mikel Arteta’s Army,
We’re Arsenal through and through!
We’ll sing it from the North Bank,
And in the Clock End too!
Allez, Allez, Allez…

Tsamina mina, eh, eh
Waka waka, eh, eh
60 million down the drain
Kai Havertz scores again
(Repeated)

Been dreaming all day
of our number 8
Martin Ødegaard, Oi Oi Oi
He’s fucking magicalx
When he’s on the ball
Martin Ødegaard, Oi Oi Oi

F*ck you Tottenham,
We’re gonna win the league,
We’re gonna win the league,
We’re gonna win the league
F*ck you Tottenham

We’ve got Super Mik Arteta,
He knows exactly what we need;
Kieran at the back, Gabi in attack,
Arsenal on the way to Champions League

North London forever
Whatever the weather, these streets are our own
And my heart will leave you, never
My blood will forever, run through the stone

Cheer up Postecoglou
Oh what can It mean
to a Fat Aussie bastard
and a shit football team

Who put the ball in the Burnley net,
half our f*cking team did!
Who put the ball in the Burnley net,
half our f*cking team did!

1,2,3,4,
Stadiums are empty,
everywhere we go,
Stadiums are empty,
everywhere we goooooooo
everywhere we goooooooooo.
(repeated)

Rice, Rice, Baby!
Rice, Rice, Baby!
Rice, Rice, Baby!
(Repeat)

Who put the ball in the West Ham net,
half our f*cking team did!
Who put the ball in the West Ham net,
half our f*cking team did!
(repeated)

Ohhhhhh,
Mik Arteta called him,
Said “nows your time to shine”,
Cos I am collecting Gabi’s,
And Gunner make you mine,
They say he walks on water,
Then turns it into wine,
Oh I believe in Jesus,
The Arsenal number 9

Ohhhhhh,
Mik Arteta called him,
Said “nows your time to shine”,
Cos I am collecting Gabi’s,
And Gunner make you mine,
They say he walks on water,
Then turns it into wine,
Oh I believe in Jesus,
The Arsenal number 9

Vieira,
Wooah Vieira,
He comes from Portugal,
He plays for Arsenal

Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Owowohhooo
SALIBA..!!
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Owowohhoo SALIBA..!!

Super, Super Tom,
Super, Super Tom,
Super, Super Tom,
Super Tomiyasu..

There is only one Granit Xhaka,
Walking along,
Singing a song,
Walking in a Xhaka wonderland…

Benny White White White,
Benny White White White,
Benny White White White…